Added I have a big job in a huge company, a beautiful wife, two kids, and a nice car. What do you think. Instant gains, instant messages, email, fax, internet. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. Hey shawty. That's not how I view happiness. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I thought I'd drop you a line and some words of encouragement. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. Post for /cwg/ anons to link their deeper analysis sources and fresh links to stop some of the chronic dysentery: >Military doctrine, new strategies, theoretical scenarios, analysis and documentaries: https://youtu.be/TwipiQu7Kac (explains Lybia), https://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/research_reports/RR3000/RR3063/RAND_RR3063.pdf, https://odin.tradoc.army.mil/DATE/Caucasus, --------------------------------CURRENT KILLCOUNT ARMENIA/AZERBAIJAN WITH SOURCE---------------------------------------------------, Based website showcasing losses only on video/photo evidence.
Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. Show us what you got man. I asked you where you wanted it and you said," Blow in my belly button, trudge through it with the army men and act out the D-day invasion." Let me tell you something you already know: Facebook isn't all sunshine and rainbows. ... hence the massive worldwide circulation of this imaginary truck. Ivan Chesnokov appears to be a Russian poster on various firearms forums, most prominently 4chan /k/.Ivan is justifiably quite proud of Russian history and has strong views about firearms, especially about not modifying military surplus firearms. xoxo. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. You think I like being over weight its from being deppresed as a child i wont always be overweight its some thing that takes time to make a commplet 360. im 6'8 tall, and have the body build to be a bodybuilder. No, I don't like you. No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. (english sub), > Video depicts a residential area in Stepanakert being hit with clustermunitions, > Video of an azerbaijani T-72 getting hit by ATGM. You look like a horse. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Just pop the food in and whrrr –BEEP- out it comes, nicely warmed for immediate consumption. Build the helicopter and off to the rescue. Instant food, the faster the better. Copypasta. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes, smell you later!" [Reading CEDA's instructons while in the store] "'Report unusual behavior'… 'Barricade your homes'… 'Avoid all contact with infected individuals'… 'Wait for official instructions'." Penis-kun refers to a copypasta about why penises are adorable, written in baby-talk-like speech, using words like uwu and cutesy Donger emoticons.The phrase copypasta has been read and performed several times in videos, and is generally considered cringeworthy by readers and … TWO TRUCKSHAVING SEXTWO TRUCKSHAVING SEXMY MUSCLESMY MUSCLESINVOLUNTARILY FLEXTWO PICKUP TRUCKSMAKING ... More posts from the copypasta community. 2. Instant family. Nobody lights a fire these days. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me? nsfw. You arms are way too long. 51 min ago, Lua | ~NKMOD, > Azeris raise flag in Jebrayil centre https://t.me/apa_az/41809, > Armenians wrecked an Azeri convoy in broad daylight. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. PASTEBIN WITH ALL NOTEABLE VIDEOLINKS, COPYPASTA BAKE AND KILLCOUNT: -------------------END OF COPYPASTA, VIDEOS BELOW-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. report. GROTESQUE is stretching it. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire ****ing forearm and hand off in one quick pull. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass. one has a completely missing face to the bone. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Instant everything. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 9 and a half inches. ... She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. She took the dog. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. You look like a 3/10 in this photo. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. He insulted her and ordered her to leave. You might decide "well ****, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a ****ing punch". I actually just threw up in my mouth. Awesome pics. Just my thought. When I got out the car, I flexed. Posted by 4 days ago.

Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. 1 hour ago, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. I can't hold it in any longer. 19.8k. 51 min ago, Lua | ⚔️ Crossed Swords Emoji Meaning. 2 min ago, Haskell | However, copypasta is organically spread — it is a human-generated type of message, regardless of whether people think of it as spam. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? NOTE: NO LONGER TRUSTWORTHY AT ALL, USE LINK ABOVE INSTEAD. Speaking of knees, my mother, for example, is one of those people. Its just terrible. Thanks for the motivation. Kind of reminds me of lurch. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. a guest . I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. 20 min ago, Bash | Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Great size. So if you're down to put our own spin on this momentous historical event I can swing by Toys"R"Us on the way over. This is where you will go wrong. Race to the rescue! Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. One day, it'll happen.."From Season 3 episode 21 "Shark" Fun Fact: If you call the number 863-354-0837, you can hear the copypasta. Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. What is your GOAT Copypasta One that brought you the most lols? The song’s humorous lyrics gained popularity in 2018 and 2019 as a form of shitposting on Tumblr. > According to people in Odessa, Aliyev is recruiting fighters from "Praviy Sector" and "Azov" groups, > Armenia claims to have struck a major fuel depot in Azerbaijan and said the footage will be released soon, > Armenia claim that Azery army was repelled last night during an attempted attack, leaving 60 azeris dead as well as 40 units of tech destroyed, > Leader of NK calls for a creation of anti-terrorist coalition, > Armenia may make concessions over Karabakh if Azerbaijan is ready to do the same: TASS, > 11 hours into ceasefire, Azerbaijanis started shelling Stepanakert, Shushi and Martuni - just as civilians started to leave their shelters. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. Shit's disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. I'll tell you. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was young, I had hopes and dreams. 20 min ago, Bash | Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. I think you're a phaggot. I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. As for your hair, lol. Instant education, job, wealth. Hey! When I first heard it I was a small child around the ages of 5 or 6, and was confused on why I got hard, not understanding what was happening I put it out of mind and forgot about the ordeal. If you can't ****ing put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. 4,519 ... Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 9 and a half inches. Russian copypasta. The Melee Copypasta Collective #1 March 16, 2016 Griffin 4 Uncategorized , Literally an article dedicated to copypastas that have been modified to belong in Melee Twitch streams. And i am a chef so dont tell me how to eat healthy I think I know. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me ****ing tell you, it'll already be too ****ing late to back down at that point. If anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to Bel-air! It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Instant medical service, diagnosis, and an instant cure. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. 16 min ago, Lua | IF A DESCRIPTION OF A VIDEO IS MADE THEN THE LINK BELOW THE DISCRIPTION IS THE RELEVANT ONE, MEANING: REMEMBER, LINKS ARE NOT PERMANENT, LIKE A VIDEO? It only works if you look hot. -------------------Caucasus War General /CWG/ COPYPASTA ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------, > Armenians upload video evidence executing POWs, > Azerbaijan alleged to violate iran's border integrity due south of the conflict twitter.com/ArmeniaMODTeam/status/1313460869737611264, > Azmod claims to have "liberated" undisclosed positions, videos to be released twitter.com/wwwmodgovaz/status/1313513714264551429, > Russia has initiated a new campaign to combat international terrorism, involvement in the NK war under the guise of counterterrorism. Something ****ing tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. bring it on you ***got. It takes just too much patience. Ok enough with this small talk. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. you feel like punching me in the face? > Video of captive Azerbaijani's being told to call Ilham Aliyev a bitch in russian. What do you think? My mother for instance is one of those people. > Azerbaijani Corpses seen in preparation for burial. No they didnt, they had to hunt for their food. Kind of reminds me of lurch. You look like a horse. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. In 1969, Koranteng founded Tshurak, which became the world's largest penis enlargement company. DOWNLOAD AND SAVE IT! Meme Status Confirmed Type: Advertisement, Copypasta, Image Macro Year 2016 Origin Reddit Tags copypasta, ironic meme, me_irl, me irl, danziger & dellano, image macros, mesothelioma, asbestos, asbestos ads, m4_doop Additional References Wikipedia. Do you think caveman had access to steroids? Nose is definitely crooked. Meme Status Submission Type: Copypasta Year 2017 Origin 4chan Tags uwu, copypasta, sperm-sama, cringe About. I don't know who you are. RAID: Shadow Legends™ is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. Be honored. 16 min ago, Lua | The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. 19.8k. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. I started off by declothing you in my mind, then we proceeded to kissing slowly moving down to each other's private areas. You just get used to the body God has giving you so why chang it overnioght? We all did. Tight. There are 5 weekends this month. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. 7 min ago, Java | I didn't need to shower, ... She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Advertisements Estimated reading time — 12 minutes If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me. He sexually identifies as an ice cream truck. Make it a headshot. The new fire collection from LEGO city. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . Artsakh MoD: youtube.com/channel/UCGXQ_rvQRyug7VvoFtZd_1g, Armenian MoD: youtube.com/channel/UCH5dvlXECL-WSLwWsXl4_eg/videos, Azeri MoD: youtube.com/channel/UCp9m21a2rI1_0DItLvHcuCw, _________________________________________, > Azerbaijani Missle artillery firing at NK positions, > 1 IFV with a man on top and 2 Missle artillery trucks get droned, > Armenian munitions truck and soldiers get droned, > armenian missle trucks struck by drones, > video with drone strikes of 3 apparent vehicles, > video depicts drone strikes of Armenian assets in nightvision, twitter.com/Natsecjeff/status/1311960236115230721, > video depicts drone strike of 3 tanks and an army tent, > Armenian soldiers depicted getting droned by Azerbaijan, > Armenian RPG waits and abushes a azerbaijani tank, > Azmod releases behind the scenes footage of the azerbaijani front, > Video from the Azerbaijani Ministry of Defense from Mataghis/Sugovushan village in Karabakh, >frontline footage armenian perspective while shelled, twitter.com/ShStepanyan/status/1310483306048348160, >Armenians release footage of the destruction of azerbaijani vehicles, twitter.com/ShStepanyan/status/1311698448496852993?s=20, >Video depicts the moment just before a azerjanny suicidedrone impacts a tourbus, > Video contains a report in which Azerbaijani radio chatter is disseminated, in the middle of the video. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlife. It only works if you look hot. Its origin is quite simple and intuitive: An English portmanteau of “copy” & “paste”, the term “copypasta” is believed to have been coined by … Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade. Right or wrong, good or bad, we want it now. That's why God gave us microwave ovens. 18. lol at how they hang by your sides. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. Instant banking. I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. Forward this to 15 friends for good luck. Llooked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. "Two Trucks," also called "Two Trucks Having Sex", is a song created by Lemon Demon, a project of Internet artist Neil Cicierega.

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